marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago

officiallyfunny:

half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand

do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation

koishy:

my daily workout is getting up to close the fucking door after my parents leave it open

ohshititsgreg:

If you make fun of me once then I will probably think about it for the rest of my life so thank you

do you have like these imaginary scenes in your head of you in situations that would never actually happen and whenever you’re bored or spacing out or just walking around you kind of just go back to them and imagine them over and over

,Words to keep inside your pocket:

• Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
• Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful. 
• Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound. 
• Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling. 
• Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like. 
• Aubade - a song greeting the dawn. 
• Ephemeral - lasting a very short time. 
• Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal. 
• Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in sound. 
• Billet-doux - a love letter. 
• Redamancy - act of loving in return.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.